Doug Stanhope

But a beautiful woman is different, because a beautiful woman just might want to fuck you. And when a beautiful woman fucks you it’s like she’s giving you part of that beauty, it’s like she’s giving you a piece of her soul and that will always be yours. No matter how much she may regret it, no matter how much she dislikes you down the road, that is yours forever. And your beautiful mountain may crumble into the sea and your beautiful sunset might never rise again… but you fucked me, Bobbie Barnett! You fucked me, and a thousand repo men with a thousand tow trucks can never take that back!